TAU SIG’S LAMENT
You’ve got.to show me the way to go home
I’m tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went right to my head
Wherever I may roam
On land and sea and foam
You will always hear me singing
this song
Show me the way to go home
You’ve got to indicate the way
to my shock
I’m fatigued and I want to hit the sack
I had a ginger-ale about and hour ago
And it went into my cerebellum
Wherever I may perambulate
On land or sea or atmospheric vapor
You will always hear me humming this
melody
“Indicate the way to my——
Direct me the way to my——
Show me the way to go—-
Where the heck is the men’s room
Show me the way to go home!